Tuesday, August 15, 2017

The Benedict Option: Master Post

INTRODUCTION

In which the critic introduces the author, a scold among scolds


In which all of you are barbarians trying to destroy the author's morally perfect society


In which things have been going downhill since the 14th century


In which the author sets down a set of moral rules that won't interfere with wine and cheese time


In which the author isn't persecuted quite as badly as Soviet dissidents


In which the author rambles on about liturgical worship for a remarkable number of pages


In which the author "discovers" a way of life that evangelicals have been living for decades


In which the author relays some entirely plausible anecdotes about Schools These Days


In which the author is still angry over gay wedding cakes and the critic calls the author a wuss


In which the author bemoans our rising acceptance of queers and sluts


In which those Kids These Days With Their Darn Smartphones are ruining the world


In which the critic asks - Does anyone really want to live in the author's world?

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